Alright, Anthropologie. You got me. I totally wish I was on a beach somewhere. Tanning (ok, burning) on white or pink sand somewhere where the water is clear and the waves are splashing. And yes, I will wear the Far, Far Away hat ($38) so as not to burn my nose.
Yes, I browsed your Getaway section plotting where I could wear the Riveted Discs Cover-up ($188) shown in the email to. (Anal grammar note to Anthro’s awesome naming department: Discs are round. Disks go into computers.)
It’s not that I have rose-colored glasses on. It’s just the Plum Tree Shade Sunglasses ($24). That’s it. I’m getting on a plane somewhere sunny and warm now.
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