Anthropologie’s twitter feed just makes me sad. One frickin tweet. Come on Anthro, you can do SO much better than this. Your little sis store does so much better. Without further ado I shall demonstrate how easy it is to tweet for a day in the life of Anthro-po-po.
Woke up under a sea of moss next to a bicycle, a desk and a sewing machine. Realized I fell asleep in the home section again. Oops.
Wednesday 8:31 AM
In the associate’s room to pick out some clothes for today. Dawning View Top ($88) + Joe’s Knit Chelsea ($138) + Salt Caramels Belt ($38)? Perfection.
Wednesday 8:47 AM
Ooh, Penelope is totally wearing the same outfit. So wrong! Make promise to self to steal her yogurt.
Wednesday 8:49 AM
Just folded all the Pleated Petal Tank ($98) shirts into a diminuitive bouquet. Gorgeous!
Wednesday 9:57 AM
Yeah, that lasted all of 5 minutes.
Wednesday 10:05 AM
Currently running string from mid-store display to sides for new store display. Momentarily distracted by cat’s cradle.
Wednesday 11:23 AM
Mmm, strawberry yogurt. Tra la, tra la.
Wednesday 12:13 PM
Nobody will notice if there’s a girl asleep in the Savannah Iris ($58-$248) display, right?
Wednesday 2:21 PM
Cleverly hid myself under some Canakkale Floor Pillows ($128). Great idea until two kids decided to jump on the bed display.
Wednesday 2:53 PM
Stomach hurts. Can’t decide if it’s yogurt karma or the imprint of 5-year-old shoes on my torso.
Wednesday 3:08 PM
Spent the last 15 minutes moving the sale racks uncomfortably close together. That’ll learn them!
Wednesday 3:36 PM
Hmm…this wall display needs more deer head.
Wednesday 5:17 PM
Listening to 2 customers try to pronounce the Xocalatl Dress ($158). Yeah, I don’t know either. Zo-cal-attle? No idea.
Wednesday 6:24 PM
On runner duty this hour. Looking for the purple ruffly sleeveless top with swiss dots.
Wednesday 8:02 PM
Oh, the other purple ruffly sleeveless top with swiss dots. Duh!
Wednesday 8:06 PM
Closing time! Wandering home through fields and woods as usual. Ta ta.
Wednesday 9:23 PM
Best twitter-er ever.
Wait?! They have a room to pick out outfits??
Oh ha I have no idea if they actually have rooms or not. I just guessed. When I did seasonal work for J.Crew they had a room of clothing SAs could comb through to wear.
There is no room of outfits for us to wear! In fact, we're not actually even required to wear clothes from Anthropologie!
Ha! I want to share this with all of my Anthro siblings when I get back to work Monday, thanks for this! I love that we are portrayed as such delicate eaters (just a little yogurt!); really, with the amount of calories we burn in a day on the job, we eat some big lunches. BIG lunches. Thanks again, this was really fun.
Ugh! I just went to follow and saw that they don't tweet. You do such a nice job, why don't you be one of those faux-celeb like twitterers like therealsuri or something like that! I know I'd follow!